Greetings from behind a mythril clipboard, fellow rogues!
Well hello there!😀 As I’ve complained a million times before, I’m still fighting my way out of the final, stickiest part of the Gelatinous Thesis. As a result, formulating the gorgeous, photo-heavy review posts that are so near to my heart is on hiatus briefly, but I just couldn’t leave you without some roguish goodness to brighten your day/dungeon😉
I want to thank you all for your words of encouragement, and your patience with my sporadic posting and commenting at the moment. I will soon have vanquished the Gelatinous Thesis (or it will have consumed me, either way), so we’ll hopefuly be back to regular scheduled adventuring in December. If you’re still in the mood for daily roguishness, check me out on Instagram!
Right. Now that I’ve finished babbling, let me hear what you’ve got to say! (Don’t mind the fireballs and death metal. Shalmanassar has to unwind somehow).
On with the questionnaire!!😀
Questing is a serious business, and as every good adventurer knows, it’s hard to get by without a bit of help and knowledge from your fellow treasure seekers. Which is the best brand of hinge grease? How do you defeat an enchanted automaton before the shine even leaves your lipgloss? Just how many pies *can* a dwarf eat in one sitting?
In the spirit of such inquiry, I have devised the Rogue Approved Questionnaire for the Extraction of Secrets. Also known as ‘Answer Me These Questions Three’. The questions are simple, and you are free to answer as fully, as tersely, as logically or as fantastically as you like. Please only use blue or black ink, and consult the orc-xaminer if you require an additional answer booklet.
You can copy and paste the questions into the comment box, or just list your answers if you prefer🙂
The bard always insists on strumming/humming/warbling as you make your (merry) way along the questing road. Any requests? What’s your favourite questing music, and why?
If you could only wear ONE. SINGLE. EYESHADOW. for the rest of your natural adventuring days, what would it be?
The ranger has been exploring the possibilities of vegetarianism, but was recently thrown off by finding a ferocious, fanged were-cabbage in one of her snares (it was an unusual forest, to say the least). She wants to know: do we eat it, befriend it, or battle it to the death?
I’m looking forward to reading your answers!🙂
Until next time, fellow adventurers, don’t forget to check for traps!
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