Greetings from behind a mythril clipboard, fellow rogues!
Questing is a serious business, and as every good adventurer knows, it’s hard to get by without a bit of help and knowledge from your fellow treasure seekers. Which is the best brand of hinge grease? How do you defeat an enchanted automaton before the shine even leaves your lipgloss? Just how much beer *can* a dwarf drink in one sitting?
In the spirit of such inquiry, I have devised the Rogue Approved Questionnaire for the Extraction of Secrets. Also known as ‘Answer Me These Questions Three’. The questions are simple, and you are free to answer as fully, as tersely, as logically or as fantastically as you like. Please only use blue or black ink, and consult the orc-xaminer if you require an additional answer booklet.
You can copy and paste the questions into the comment box, or just list your answers if you prefer 🙂
It seems like every adventurer has a favourite brush weapon. As a rogue who mostly used her fingers, I have a specific request: what do you think is the best brush out there for smooshing, smudging and tactically schmearing things along the lash line? There’s one caveat – it can’t be MAC! (their stuff is impossibly expensive here – hello ~$80 217! -, and you can’t buy online).
Do you fill in your lips all the way to the lipline with lipstick? Or do you leave a little space at the edges? Or do you put in a little extra to correct the line? The paladin wants to know!
How many clerics does it take to change a lightbulb?
I’m looking forward to reading your answers! 🙂
Until next time, fellow adventurers, don’t forget to check for traps!
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