Greetings from the shadows, my fellow rogues!
Dungeoneering is hard on the feet, I think we can all agree on that. There’s the running from mindflayers, the climbing of ropes, the charging toward orcs and the marching overland because your adventuring party was too cheap to just rent the damned horses. You might expect, therefore, that as a professional rogue I have a wide assortment of foot care related products. You would be correct.
I’ve previously given you all the heads up on a particularly fine product from the Body Shop, but what other options are there out there to soothe toes tired from all the ass-kicking? Freeman has some answers with their Bare Foot line, from which I bring you the Peppermint and Plum Foot Lotion and the Peppermint and Plum Foot Scrub.
Together, these two products make for a pretty formidable team when it comes to the field of foot-softening. The scrub polishes away dead skin, and the lotion softens whatever’s left. The peppermint and plum bit comes in mainly in the scent, as far as I can tell. In all honesty, it smells a bit sweet and oddly childish, like one of those scented dolls/figurines (Strawberry Shortcake, I’m looking at you), which may or may not be a bad thing, depending on how nostalgic you’re feeling and whether or not you ever had one of those dolls. The Minotaurs, of course, will have a field day, tracking you effortlessly, but since you apply the stuff to your feet, it’s not really something that you personally can smell much after you apply it.
The scrub is a loose, pale purple gel with rough bits of walnut shell powder in it (not sure if this would produce an allergy in the nut-averse?) – it is *very* exfoliating, but then it is made for feet. It does a totally adequate job of polishing off mild calluses and roughness, although those with severe issues may prefer to supplement the process with a pumice stone or similar implement.
The lotion is a very pale purple, creamy gel, and is…lotion-y. It isn’t too loose or too rich, and absorbs easily into the skin. This makes it better than the Body Shop one if you’re applying it during a watch where you ssupect you might have to get up and fight goblin necromancers or similar at a moments’ notice.
The packaging is excellent (hard to go wrong with a tube, really), although the loose consistency of the scrub means it can kind of leap out at you if you’re not paying attention while opening the tube. The product sizes are generous, as you don’t need a huge amount per application and the tubes are large. To top it off, the crimp at the top of the tube is shaped vaguely like the outline of toes, like if you drew around your foot (a photography disaster means I can’t show you – a gelatinous cube ate my camera and it hasn’t been quite right since I fished it out).
I can’t wait to try more of Freeman’s Bare Foot line, actually – when this lot is finished up, I’m planning on finding a way to get a hold of their Lemon and Sage and Dragonfruit foot care products – what can I say, a rogue is always looking for a new footrub fodder! There’s also lavender and mint, but those are two of my least favourite scents, so together…I’m not sure. Anyone else tried it, or has a foot care product they can recommend?
The verdict: Freeman’s Bare Foot Foot Scrub and Foot Lotion make an excellent pair for polishing and softening your dungeon-weary feet. The scent is unspecial, but the products do what they claim, and do it affordably!
The practicalities: Freeman’s Bare Foot products cost NZD 9.99 – 19.95 /USD 3.79 (depending where you shop; prefer pharmacies over Farmers) for 150 mL/5.3 fl. oz, are permanent, and may be acquired from assorted chemists/pharmacies/drugstores etc around the globe, as well as the Freeman Beauty website.
Until next time, fellow adventurers, don’t forget to check for traps! Preferably not with your feet…
Syl
I am an adventuring rogue, not a mercenary for hire, and as such, all opinions expressed here are my own, based on a genuine fondness for/interest in this product. If you have any queries or suggestions, please do not hesitate to pin your parchment to the board (contact me) at thepaintedrogue [at] gmail [dot] com., or use the contact form provided!
I can see the envy in their eyes…dead, emotionless eyes…haunting me in the darkn…. However, I am glad the stuff doesn’t smell like fish. Once again a well written review with a lot of “sassy rogue” sprinkled on top.
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Thanks ^_^ I try to maintain a constant, acceptable level of sass at all times!
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Peppermint/Plum is a combo I would never have put together, but if it smells like one of those dolls like you said, I could dig it. Blueberry Muffin was always my favorite and watch out for the Purple Pieman!
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Ah, Blueberry Muffin 🙂
Yes, if you sniff carefully you can identify both the mint and something that is probably plum, but a more general whiff just gets the ‘doll’ scent. It’s not…unpleasant, but I’m looking forward to trying another foot product that doesn’t have mint in it!
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Why must all foot products smell of mint/menthol? Surely not everyone on the planet suffers from extreme stank-feet. Alas…
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I honestly don’t know. That’s why I keep mentioning it! Most of the Body Shop’s actual foot stuff has mint too, I think. Frankly, if your feet are really whiffy, I’m not sure putting mint over the top is really going to produce a nicer smell!
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Generally speaking, I find that when my feet are quite pungent soap and water does the trick nicely. Peppermint does have a nice relaxing effect on muscles though, but so does rosemary and lavender.
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I’m way too lazy to bother with foot-care, to be honest. *shameface*
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I only bother because of all the dungeoneering (read: ballet/pointework) and because the wizard is free with his amazing footrubs!
So, really, he’s the one doing the caring, not me 😛
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My feet are in some dire straits right now, your review definitely makes me want to try the scrub!
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Go for it! It’s really easy to use, too (depending how good you are at standing on one foot in the shower, possibly…) 😉
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